Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
All the hype and hoopla has died down, they're sweeping up the confetti and prising those last few disappointed supporters out of their seats.. but don't worry, Blades.
There's a lot to look forward to. Two pulsating Yorkshire derbies full of passion and incident, packed stands, family against family, the old rivalry. OK, we won both of them this year and Brian Laws is getting to be an old hand at upsetting the United apple cart, but hey, who can complain?
You can look forward to watching James Beattie in the Premiership for at least another season.. he is almost one of you after all, he still wears United shin pads.
One or two of your other players might make it too, the exciting young talent Kyle Naughton is bound to make it at some stage. My guess would be with Aston Villa, but you never know. You'll enjoy watching him, same as you enjoy watching Jags.
And if your dear manager is to be believed, he might pack it all in. It might just be a reaction to the defeat, but surely that would be something to smile about too?
Cheer up, Blades!